we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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