Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
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I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted