So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.