There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
vagina is talking i cant
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
where are my eyebrows?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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