carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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