I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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