Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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