why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
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So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
We smell like vodka and hangover
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