Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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