Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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