Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
