Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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