Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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