i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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