If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
