Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
