508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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