I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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