just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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