out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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