I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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