After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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