Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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