let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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