You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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