Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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