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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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