i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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