with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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