My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize