the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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