Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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