Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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