she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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