Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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