Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
