North Korea, Best Korea!
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
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I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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