I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
