It's like God shit irony all over that family
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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