Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
