That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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