love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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