Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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