At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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