i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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