so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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