Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
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Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
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Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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