my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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