Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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