it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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