I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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