uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
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what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
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U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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