Why are handjobs necessary in class?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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