That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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