Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
