Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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