I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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