yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
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